Friday, December 7, 2007

The story of Miss.Optimiz

She is young and talented, short and sweet, and her job is to some how top list all the bullshit we create (in search engines). This job sound funny but do you know that it is the best way to fill up your pockets in the it field?

Say you want to buy some book. What would you do? Simply you would go to Google and type the books name and press the Search button. Then you will get hundreds and thousands of articles and websites related to the keyword you entered. Would you go through all the pages shown? At least would you scroll down and see the last topic? I guess not… you simply would visit the first link and close it off after that.

Basically getting your site listed on the top is really hard and that is what Miss Optimiz does. She has come quite far in this subject and thanks to her we manage to keep our sites top listed in the search engines.

The funny part about her is that she is supposed to do some job related to medicine or genetics. Who cares…she is still trying to figure out what really suits her as the job…I guess…She is my best buddy at work. She is on a diet for a long time now thinking she is too fat ( if she thinks she is fat, what would she think about Mr. Chou chou!!!) Anyway she is tiny as a kebab stick. She learns something new everyday. She has this pet fish named George and a Tom cat which she speaks to me about always…But the last few days she started to speak to me about this other cat…hmm…mystery behind the scenes..

That’s enough about her

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