Thursday, December 6, 2007

The Role Business Analyst Don’t Exist Anymore

Who is a business Analyst?
A Business analyst is sort of an Artificial intelligence who goes to the client and tells them what the developer told, and dumps back the words to the developer that the clients told…

What sort of qualifications do you need to become a Business Analyst?
Nothing at all…Uhh.. but you need to know how to create a Word document.

Any Special Qualifications?
Need to know a few technical words.
Have to be very cunning.
Has to have the ability to stress out and annoy people
Have to be able to create large word documents and excel sheets full of bullshit.

What Am I Talking…
Nowadays professional companies does not want to recruit any business analyst as they want to cost cut. So they want the developer to be a good talkative person as the developer now has to play both the roles(the Developers and the Business Analysts). I think that is the best and the bravest decision to take as the companies top level management. Because the purpose of having a business analyst is to create a communication link between the client and the developer. But what is the purpose of having another resource just to do a telephone calls job?

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Nishan Shanaka Korala Gamage
writes to
Spontaneous Combustion
from Sri lanka